Friday, October 31, 2008

Buy every woman born since the Malleus Malleficarum a cauldron and a broom

For the price of the Iraq War, we could've bought a cauldron and a broom for every woman born since the writing of the Malleus Maleficarum, or "Hammer of the Witches", a 15th century witch-hunting guide.  

Written in 1486, the Malleus Maleficarum argued that witches existed, claimed that women were more likely to commit witchcraft, and advised authorities on how to detect and convict witches. It spread rapidly throughout Europe, leading to the deaths of tens of thousands of people through witch trials.  Even today, some right-wing activists like Catholic League president Bill Donahue profess a belief in witchcraft.  

Extrapolating from calculations by the Population Reference Bureau suggests that 12 billion women have been born since 1486. A 10 quart cast iron cauldron from a witchcraft supply store costs $150, while a broom costs $5.  Buying these items for every woman born since 1486 would cost $1.86 billion, or $1.14 billion less than Joseph Stiglitz and Linda Bilmes' estimate of $3 trillion for the total cost of the Iraq War.


hoperu said...

I think you just did this one so you could use a picture of Willow!

But what about the cat familiar for each woman?

Neil Sinhababu said...

Being able to put up that Willow picture is definitely one of the major attractions of this post!

I thought about cats, but the variability in pricing made it hard for me to know what to do.

hoperu said...

Well, adopting a cat or kitten from the Austin Humane Society costs $85/cat. Town Lake Animal Shelter charges $75.